Have you ever been in a "relationship" where every 3 months or so the other person decides to go out on a date with you...Let me explain..Theres this guy that I've been seeing for a good 3 years, when I first met him he seemed like the greatest guy ever!You'd never think that under that charming exterior there was this basement troll from hell lurking underneath.After about 6 months of the first year we were together he started acting really weird..This pattern of with drawl began... First we talked every day, then it was one day a week, then instead of seeing me once a week it was once every 2 weeks, then once a month etc...We never even had a breakup!This is just his demented view of how a normal relationship should be.. (He probably stopped taking his troll medicine.(ZOL-Troll).. He called me up for my birthday recently and he was like what do you want for your birthday? All I told him was that I wanted a stupid piece of jewelery! like any other gal would ask for...It could have been a friggen plastic necklace from the dollar store for all I care!!! Ever since he's been missing.. I don't know where he is, or what hes doing..I haven't heard from him in a few months..He could be in the Bermuda triangle right now for all I know! Maybe he fell off the face of the universe!!! All I know is that he should be on a milk carton.. I'm not even going to send a real picture of him out to put on my missing person milk cartons, and posters..A troll picture will do just fine! or a monster pic...He is anything but human, and anything but normal...a creature...I should be in The Guinness Book of World Records for being with this creature thing for so long, and the Oprah Show. I'll bring a new topic to her show..."Basement Trolls"...
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