BBFCG: Classification:John Tucker Must Die!!!

This Boyfriend classification is one of the worst!!Now I know most of you ladies have had an encounter with a John Tucker..If you haven't seen the movie this type of guy is the athletic jock who is usually a man whore, and always makes you feel like your the only one when he's dating 4 other women on the side.. That bastard! I had an encounter with a John Tucker back in high school. I was 15 and I had a huge crush on this guy who was captain of the lacrosse team..Every day I tried to talk to him when ever I had the chance too and talked to him online every night..(I was a little obsessed lol)Well one day he finally asked me out!I was so excited and happy!!We went out on one date to the movies and then I realize like a week later that he was dating some other girl from another high school, and his friends were just playing a mean trick on me!! I was so broken up..I cried and cried..He was such a jerk!! I was so looking foward to taking him to prom and it was so sad when I had to ask one of the gieky guys to prom . So while every other girl had a real piece of arm candy I had my giek, and lacrosse captain was there of course with whoever he was with at the time..bum! I look back now and laugh but at the time it was a horrible experience to go through and so humiliating!If I were to go back I'd get revenge on that bastard!! I'd be like Kate in John Tucker must die the It Girl of revenge!! Kate and her crew were so mean to him! That movie is an example of how we should handle a guy like this..Don't break up get revenge!!

It Girl "Fails the Party"..Lindsey Lohan+ drink = The Price is Right

What happened Lindsey! Hit by a bike and the next day in the hospital?? I guess the same thing would've happened to the rest of us if we were that inebriated at a party. I've heard of other things happening at a party but never anything like this! I guess its a lesson to show all of us that we don't want to be the person thats "failing the party"(lol).. I mean it happens to all of us of course but watch out for that highway!! Equation for a Bad Hangover..Lindsey Lohan + One to many drinks=Price is Right in the hospital the next day..Be careful!
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Do the Do!! Beauties of the Star Wars Galaxy and thier Whoah! Hair..

I want hair like this!Their the heroes for any of us that has flat hair or frizzy hair. Star Wars hair is the best hair to have and looks good too.When I was little and even now I am still befuddled as to how they get their hair that way! I always wanted braids like princess Leia's and when ever I got done watching Star Wars I always tried to copy my hair just like hers. To bad high school is over for me now..I'd totally do my hair like princess Leia's, with all the long braids for prom or for a formal or something. She is truly the best Galaxy babe of all time!There is a flip side though, Princess Leia also owns the most controversial hair do of all.. Those ear buns!! Some people like them and some people hate them too.I'm going to leave that opinion open for all of you to decide. Are Leia's ear buns hideous or do you think theres possibilities?

My Experience with The Black Card...The day I was the poorest millionaire ever..

The American Express Black Card..How we'd all love to have one!If you do own one thats awesome if not, like myself I have a Black Card Tale to share with you..Last summer I was interning for a stylist in N.Y.C. My little intern job was to do clothing drop offs and returns from photo shoots, and to assist the stylist in buying the clothes for the stars...Well during my first week or so there, she pulls out her Amex Black Card and gives it to me like its nothing!!Like its a bag of chips or something!She told me to go to all these stores to drop off the clothes from the previous shoot the day before.She totally trusted me with the mother of all cards. When I went out to all these stores and Boutiques people thought that was MY black card and treated me like royalty! Well one day(your not gonna believe this)she sends me to Duane Reade to pick up a lousy magazine with the Black Card! A $5.00 magazine!! That was pretty embarrassing.. The chick at the register was looking at me like I had 9 heads. As though that wasn't bad enough she sends me back to the Duane Reade with the card to return the magazine and get her receipt back! a double blow.. I looked like the poorest rich person ever! Like yeah I have the Black Card but I don't have any real cash to pay for a magazine..lol.. Do you have an embarrassing register checkout story to share with us?

It Girl's Hot Ride!!!!!

What all these babes have in common is a delicious hot ride to cruise in to those fabulous places! To the Vegas Bar, the penthouse, the rehab..(lol) We all have our one vehicle that defines our It Girl Star Status to outshine everyone else on the road in..Like Marilyn Monroes 1959 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special shown above. I'd say mine would be a 2008 BMW M1 Homage Concept.. Whats your favorite Delicious Hot Ride?

Bridal Fantasy: Look "Like A Virgin" on Your Big Day!

This Madonna album cover is great! I love the dress..This look could work for the big day you'd just have to change a few things obviously. Maybe the hair,and a little less jewlery, and instead of the boy toy belt get the necklace! You could get the "boy toy" necklace encrusted in Swarovski Crystal. If ya got the bucks get a custom made boy toy necklace in silver and crystals. I love the tulle skirt with the little hearts on it! Thats so fun. The Virgin look could work for prom also.A classic never dies!

BBFC Guide: Classification K-Fed: Generic Name: Kevin Federline

We can't leave this guy out!! His prior occupation before being Britney's ponce was being the cart collector guy at Shop Rite.If it weren't for Britney's bucks he'd probably buy her one of those plastic rings that you put the quarter in the machine for....Britney would've done better with a card board cut out man.. Those are great! I gotta get one of Jake Gyllenhaal..